Goth On Our Side By Half Man Half Biscuit (Chorded by Lady_Radiohead) C F G Well my name it is Dai Young F C I’m the King of Welsh Goth C The village I come from F G Is near Aber-soch C F G I was brought up on Bauhaus F C And black bedroom walls C F G And I had my first Snakebite F C When I was in halls C F G Now the graveyard is call-ing F C The sky’s getting greyer C I’ll drink the warm blood of F G The Borough Surveyor C F G And I’ll murder the verger F C I’ve seen how he gawps C F G And I’ll write on his headstone: F C “Here lies Jones the Corpse” C F G Now my overweight girlfriend F C She sits and she crimps C Her mother’s convinced she’s F G Communing with imps C F G Her brother’s alright though F C He’s a good lad is Wilf C F G ‘Cos he’s into Plac-ebo F C And Cradle Of Filth ( C, F, G, F, C, F, G) At my gig up in Butlins The Redcoats complained They tried to remove me The bottles they rained But for the first time in history I didn’t run and hide And the scousers in shellsuits Had goths on their side ( C, F, G, F, C, F, G) Now this Land Of My Fathers It don’t suit my needs I’d rather be some place Like Bradford or Leeds Where the Gipton teenagers Could meet in my shed For advice on mascara And all things undead ( C, F, G, F, C, F, G) Now my left index finger Is nine inches long It’s hovering over A world that’s gone wrong Ask me to Prestatyn And that’s what I’ll do And we’ll all die together And Dylan can sue